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]]> Comment on I’m a Freak by thomas http://bureaucratte.greengenesis.org/?p=57#comment-103 thomas Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:00:20 +0000 http://marylee.greengenesis.org/?p=57#comment-103 i am thinning; confirmed by my doctor. better get married before i lose my looks...oops, too late. i am thinning; confirmed by my doctor. better get married before i lose my looks…oops, too late.

]]> Comment on One More Week by thomas http://bureaucratte.greengenesis.org/?p=58#comment-102 thomas Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:58:09 +0000 http://marylee.greengenesis.org/?p=58#comment-102 sounds like the guy from "the office". seriously, you had David Brent and Michael Scott come in and do a presentation. it would be hilarious if it weren't so terribly terribly sad. sounds like the guy from “the office”. seriously, you had David Brent and Michael Scott come in and do a presentation. it would be hilarious if it weren’t so terribly terribly sad.

]]> Comment on MORE POETRY! by Ryan http://bureaucratte.greengenesis.org/?p=54#comment-77 Ryan Thu, 29 Mar 2007 00:14:44 +0000 http://marylee.greengenesis.org/?p=54#comment-77 Wow, I really like this, it could be made into a song! Wow, I really like this, it could be made into a song!

]]> Comment on I’m a Freak by George http://bureaucratte.greengenesis.org/?p=57#comment-76 George Fri, 09 Mar 2007 02:31:40 +0000 http://marylee.greengenesis.org/?p=57#comment-76 On the subject of hair, I once threw a fit when a cowlick, radiating from the whorl at the back of my head, wouldn't settle into place. I used water to wet it down, I put tons of Brylcreem on it, but it stubbornly refused to concede. I cut that cowlick off with a pair of scissors, and would have gotten away with it too, if my pesky parents hadn't interfered. On the subject of hair, I once threw a fit when a cowlick, radiating from the whorl at the back of my head, wouldn’t settle into place. I used water to wet it down, I put tons of Brylcreem on it, but it stubbornly refused to concede.

I cut that cowlick off with a pair of scissors, and would have gotten away with it too, if my pesky parents hadn’t interfered.

]]> Comment on I’m a Freak by George http://bureaucratte.greengenesis.org/?p=57#comment-75 George Fri, 09 Mar 2007 02:25:42 +0000 http://marylee.greengenesis.org/?p=57#comment-75 Sometimes, for kicks, I smooth the hair on my head so that all the strands on top are aligned in parallel. It makes my head feel smooth, but it looks completely absurd. My hair (at the level of the individual strand) is quite thick, and when I get it cut it often jams hair clippers. Also, because it's wiry, when it is cut it tends to fly into the air like a coiled spring, ending up in the barber's (or stylist's) eyes and nostrils. In these situations, my hair acts like a projectile weapon, and can embed itself in skin. After every hair cut, I make sure to take a shower; otherwise I would wake up with hair clippings embedded in my skin like porcupine quills. Sometimes, for kicks, I smooth the hair on my head so that all the strands on top are aligned in parallel. It makes my head feel smooth, but it looks completely absurd.

My hair (at the level of the individual strand) is quite thick, and when I get it cut it often jams hair clippers. Also, because it’s wiry, when it is cut it tends to fly into the air like a coiled spring, ending up in the barber’s (or stylist’s) eyes and nostrils. In these situations, my hair acts like a projectile weapon, and can embed itself in skin. After every hair cut, I make sure to take a shower; otherwise I would wake up with hair clippings embedded in my skin like porcupine quills.

]]> Comment on I’m a Freak by Teresa http://bureaucratte.greengenesis.org/?p=57#comment-74 Teresa Wed, 07 Mar 2007 04:15:38 +0000 http://marylee.greengenesis.org/?p=57#comment-74 i was not expecting that happy face to appear next to my comment. i'm not saying, "that's gross, and i love it!" i put : and P like, a face with a tongue sticking out, as if to say, "that's gross. blech!" .... i just wanted to clear that up. i was not expecting that happy face to appear next to my comment. i’m not saying, “that’s gross, and i love it!” i put : and P like, a face with a tongue sticking out, as if to say, “that’s gross. blech!”
…. i just wanted to clear that up.

]]> Comment on I’m a Freak by Teresa http://bureaucratte.greengenesis.org/?p=57#comment-73 Teresa Wed, 07 Mar 2007 04:14:12 +0000 http://marylee.greengenesis.org/?p=57#comment-73 that's gross. :P that’s gross. :P

]]> Comment on skipping class today by Teresa http://bureaucratte.greengenesis.org/?p=51#comment-66 Teresa Thu, 30 Nov 2006 07:03:52 +0000 http://marylee.greengenesis.org/?p=51#comment-66 hahaha! i have those days too, but i try not to let it confine me to my quarters. you need to get a hat or something. <em>i DO need to get a hat!</em> hahaha! i have those days too, but i try not to let it confine me to my quarters. you need to get a hat or something.

i DO need to get a hat!

]]> Comment on i don’t like my teacher by Teresa http://bureaucratte.greengenesis.org/?p=52#comment-65 Teresa Thu, 30 Nov 2006 07:02:28 +0000 http://marylee.greengenesis.org/?p=52#comment-65 i don't like your teacher either. she creates youth at risk. i don’t like your teacher either.
she creates youth at risk.

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