Office Monkey

Sometimes i neglect regular life maintenance to a point where there is a failure to abide by even the most basic precepts of social conduct and decency. Last weekend was ridiculous.

Highlights include:

- Borrowed money from 3 immediate family members (i have 4 in total)
- Ate half a jar of salsa for dinner
- Spent a night sleeping in a desk chair
- Peed in a styrofoam cup

This weekend: working my way from simian to sapien to rejoin modern day civilization.